So I watched the first episode of the Bachelor and cringed quite a bit. I really wanted to turn the channel and had just about had enough after one episode, but the highlights for future episodes have probably reeled me in for yet another season. Here are the cringe worthy moments:
1- Half of the girls' entrances and introductions. I was nervous for them! Hello! You girls know what the show is like. Why did most of you have to get trashed in the limo right before first introductions?
2- Stacey from Chicago. Enough said. What lounge did she fall out of and tumble into the back of the Bachelor show's limo? What a complete embarrassment to America. She couldn't name one intelligible fact about England when Mr. Brit asked. And did she honestly think he would enjoy receiving your panties?
3- Ms. Oklahoma chewing a piece of aluminum out of a can to "impress" her future "husband" (we all know there are never any marriage results). Again, thanks for showing this Brit true American class.
4- Musical concerts. What was up with those? Ms. Guitar singing of her love and Ms. Clarinet giving a mini concert. I don't get it. Have they added a talent portion to this competition? We all know there's a bathing suit portion. How well you wear your bikini in a hot tub that is.
Ok, I'll stop. It's my fault. I chose to watch it. Mr. Brit (can't even remember his name) doesn't seem to have a very good selection. I don't think his mum is going to approve of any of these women. None seem to be able to fit into the Royal Ascot crowd....
On a side note we went to mini#2's check-up this morning. He's 75 percentile in weight and 80 percentile in height! Wow! When I told him this morning we were going for his check-up he said "I don't like really check-ups." I said "You don't?" He said, "No, I hate 'em!" Cracked me up. However, getting in the car to go home he said "Dr. Wyan (Ryan) is the bestest doctor in the whole wide world and he's bro-bro's doctor, too". Thank goodness some check-ups don't require immunizations and you leave happy instead of mad and cranky.