Monday, March 10, 2008

Code words

Today at the White house I learned the following.....



"Green berries" - green grapes. As in: "Mommy I love blueberries, strawberries and green berries".

"salad"- lettuce. As in: "Mommy, dat berry good. They didn't put salad on my taco." Thanks Moe's Southwest Grill employees.

"dinosaur" - penguin. As in: "Mommy, dat dinosaur has clothes on". Thanks Noggin for not teaching my child that a penguin is a penguin and not a dinosaur.

"J--- H----- Poop"- When I asked my child what his full name was during bath.


What did you learn from your little Einstein today?
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4 comments:

The Mrs. said...

That apparently milk is the same as sun tan lotion. It's fun to just rub it alllllll over yourself!

March 11, 2008 at 10:55 AM
Preppy Mama said...

Umm, that "fires truck" means any car or truck that is red.

March 11, 2008 at 2:51 PM
Tippy said...

Hilarious! My 5yo made me a Lego house last night and when I asked what one little white Lego was that was sticking out of the house, he said, "It's a flower box" and I said, 'but there are no flowers in it' and he said, "Yeah, because it's winter, Mom." As if I were the dumbest woman on the planet. Gotta love kids!

March 11, 2008 at 3:21 PM
Pink in a sea of blue said...

To all: boys are great aren't they? I really mean it no matter how crazy life seems sometimes!

March 11, 2008 at 10:00 PM

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