
Can't wait. I've waited too long!


So unless you've been under a rock this week, you know about this British singing sensation, Susan Boyle. She's been all over the web this week after making an appearance on the UK's version of American Idol. I first saw her singing clip on Perez Hilton's site, which I just discovered this week. Gives you Hollywood gossip, like I need any more, but I digress. Yesterday I caught Diane Sawyer interviewing this 47-year old in a painfully uncomfortable interview. Susan said "no comment" when Diane asked her "is it true you've never been kissed?" Ouch! I feel sorry for this socially awkward, unmarried woman who even has a cat to complete the stereotypical mold of a spinster. Diane also asked her if she thought they would make her over as the competition progresses as they do on American Idol. Susan didn't really comment. She just giggled nervously. Diane said something like, "you may be blonde and in black leather very soon." It got me thinking. And this is what I concluded. This woman needs some good old American help. After all. That's what we like to do isn't it? I suggest the following:
Patti Stranger of Bravo's, The Millionaire Matchmaker, needs to take Ms. Boyle under her wing and give her some confidence, set her up with a life coach and then set her up ON A DATE!

The weather is warming up and it's time to bare those arms and legs. I feel so pale I decided to resort, once again, to some help in the form of tinted moisturizer. Easter is next Sunday and I have a sleeveless dress to wear. This year I'm trying Jergens Natural Glow because a friend suggested it at playgroup last week. I started using it on my legs/arms on Friday and I already have that sun-kissed look and I don't have as much of that self-tanning lotion smell as I thought I would. I don't care which brand you use, you always smell like it a little bit don't you? Or maybe there is that one magic lotion that doesn't smell. Do tell blogger friends if you have found that ONE. Anyway, using a lotion is better than a tanning bed or direct sun. I'm glad I finally realized that in my 30's. I wish I'd been better to my skin in my 20's. Don't you? 
Mini#2 was up all night! Coughing his head off. Everyone around here cut their grass yesterday and stirred up the pollen in a major way! He said his throat hurt, but I know it's from all of the coughing. His temperature was normal. We also did a breathing treatment at 3:30 a.m.! Ugh! He had started wheezing a bit. I guess this is my payback. Two weeks ago, when I was in DC with mini#1, Mr. Pink had a throwing up mini#2 to take care of. This weekend Mr. Pink and mini#1 took an overnight trip to his hometown to deal with some things at MIL's house so it was just mini-wheezer and me! I felt so sorry for the little guy. All he wanted to do was sleep (and me, too!). I even crawled into bed with him at some point during the night. Even with all of his frustration he managed to say, "Mommy, I lub you!" That made me feel good when I didn't feel like I was doing a lot of good at the moment. So, no church this morning. Luckily our doctor has sick appointments on Sunday so we're off to see him at 11:00. Our doctor told us last week (at his check up) mini#2 may have to take Zyrtec or Claritin. I hate that he's suffering so young with the pollen allergies. I hope it doesn't turn into further allergies either. Springtime is my favorite time of the year, but this pollen can leave quickly! Bring on more rain!

Today's the day. The Obamas head over to Buckingham Palace for a sit-down with the Royal one. For tea and talk. I feel a little sorry for Obama this week. His first G20 summit is Thursday in London. He will be meeting, for the first time, the top dignitaries of the 19 other countries that make up 85% of the world's wealth to discuss this fine financial mess we've all gotten ourselves into. If that isn't stressful enough he and Michelle had to somehow squeeze in time to learn Royal protocol for meeting HRH Queen Elizabeth II. I think Obama might be more nervous about today's meeting. Can I ask this? Can I do that? Does she speak first or do I? Do I bow? Shake hands? How do I hold this freakin dainty teacup? Can I ask for coffee instead? If there's a lull in the conversation can I ask if she pulls for Beckham when he's playing for LA Galaxy? And just when I'm getting comfortable in my 300 year old chair I have to leave. Do I back out of the room? Will she tell me to get out? What if I trip over a corgi? Oh I think Obama might visibly sweat over this one. She may look like a sweet grandma, but this woman is tough as nails! At least we can rest assured, as Americans, that the meeting won't be an embarrassment to our nation. Michelle will be there! So good luck to them both! Can't wait to hear about the visit.