Proud parent moment #637

5 yr old mini: Mom, we're gonna have a day at school to dress up like what we wanna be when we grow up.

Me: Cool! What do you want to dress up as?

5 yr old mini: A gangster! They get to carry a gun!

Where did my sweet, precious loving little angel go and where did this kid come from????

author's note: he happily agreed to be a baseball player instead. Good thing. I believe the prison terms are slightly less for steroid use than for murder....